Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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