speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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