Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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