the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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