I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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