I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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