Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think i peed on brittanys purse
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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