The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
