idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
my phone needs a breathalizer
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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