physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think my vagina is haunted
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
