i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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