She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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