i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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