We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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