What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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