Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I love you. Go after that dick
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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