so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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