There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
kristin has been a bad kristin
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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