Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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