using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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