I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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