R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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