Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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