i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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