If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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