I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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