All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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