There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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