Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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