my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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