used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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