I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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