yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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