is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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