Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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