Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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