I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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