we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
