there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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