walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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