if you like me you must not know who I am
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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