i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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