i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
