I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
