Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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