5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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