And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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