If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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