My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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