Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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