i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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