Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just googled if crying burns calories
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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