I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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